Worm in a well

Have you ever seen a worm? Well, I have, and I love worms. Have you ever heard about the story behind the idiom 井底之蛙 (frog at the bottom of the well)? It goes like this:

Once, there was a frog. The frog spent all his life sitting in a well. Everytime he looked up at the sky, he thought “How small the world is!” One day, a turtle came by, looked down the well and saw the frog sitting there. “How limited this frog’s sight is…”, thought the turtle.

Now, let us twist the story a bit and change the frog to a worm. The story becomes like this:

Once, there was a worm. The worm spent all his life looking at lousy doctors in the MO in army and A&E in hospitals. Every time he saw doctors, he thought "How lousy doctors are!" One day, salty came by, looked at wormy and saw him grumpily criticizing every doctor. "How limited this worm's sight and opinion is....." thought salty.